The Gatekeeper

Well well well… look what the catapult dragged in. You appear to have uncovered a rather deliciously forbidden nugget of knowledge.

If thou possesseth the sacred keys—by all means, stride forth boldly! Trumpets may or may not sound.

But if not… fear not, dear wanderer! The gates shall creak open in a mere 1–2 weeks, assuming the Ministry of Silly Deployments approves the paperwork.

Lo! A grand parade of new contraptions and mechanical wizardry approaches—designed to make the AV realm slightly less of a bewildering swamp and more of a… mildly confusing meadow.

Nay, traveler. The sacred keys do not match. Try again, or await the grand opening.